I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we should paint friendship bongs
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