Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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