if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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