I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
