I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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