I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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