They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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