what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
honey bunches of taint.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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