So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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