I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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