Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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