i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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