hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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