How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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