is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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