i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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