We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
