Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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