fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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