Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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