Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Randomize
