Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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