absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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