Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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