We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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