i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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