I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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