we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
this will be a night to untag.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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