Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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