I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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