I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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