You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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