Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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