and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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