it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
this will be a night to untag.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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