So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
