I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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