He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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