There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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