North Korea, Best Korea!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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