i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He did a backflip because drugs
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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