If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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