all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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