This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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