tell your sister to shave her snatch
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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