YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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