summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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