Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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