One girl and one boy is just not enough.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
