the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
only if we run a train.
done.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The adults are the big ones right?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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