Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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