omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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