I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
