oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
