My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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