If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
