I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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