dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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