I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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